"Splash"

And the Wrestler of the Day goes to......

King Kong Bundy

No other wrestler in history has put as much fear in my heart as the legendary King Kong Bundy. I saw what he did to the Immortal Hulk Hogan's ribs. Didn't you? Bundy is from Atlantic City and last I checked, so is Bruce Springsteen. Not sure what those two things have in common, I just know Atlantic City is a rough town. I wonder why Springsteen never wrote a song about Bundy. That really would be a dream come true for me. You know what song I would listen to every time I went to the gym? That song, that magic Springsteen Bundy song. Springsteen Bundy? Just found my porn name.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reU-N4uPuUM

"Toothpick"

And here we go.......... You know, I like Michael Vick. Minus the dog electrocution bullshit. I just feel defensive coordinators know his weakness's to well. He also breaks like a toothpick. But, I think he can start. I still do. Just don't know where.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/playoffs/2013/story/_/id/10226074/michael-vick-philadelphia-eagles-expects-start-qb-team-2014

"Blackzillians"

He impressed me the other night. He kind of fights like Anderson Silva. Very explosive and powerful. He also seems to be a very intelligent fighter. I like the Blackzillians. I guess when you have Vitor Belfort in your camp everyone steps it up a notch or two. I mean look at this killer.

http://www.bjpenn.com/blackzilian-michael-johnson-wants-the-ufc-lightweight-belt/

"Help Ike"

And the "Son of a Bitch of the Day" goes to.......

Ike Turner.

I am proud of myself for thinking of this one. Ike Turner might be the grand daddy of "Son of a Bitches". Drug abuse? Check. Wife Beating? Check. Sense of entitlement? Check. Talent? Check. But for me, I aways thought his sense of style was top notch. I tried to dress like him when I was a kid. Usually got laughed at. Most children have no taste. I knew I looked good. And that was good enough for me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPNEEm1vRGc

"Bad Marriage"

This was a bad idea from the get go. Do the Lakers coaching staff want Bynum banging their wives in the locker room? I think they finally came to their senses. Looks like they want Gasol out of there though. For a trade like this to even become a thought, their must be some animosity. Should of played the other night Gasol. Or not. It seems to me you want out to. I think this is a good thing for the Lakers. Gasol does still hold trade value. Shit. Send him to NY.

http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/10231223/pau-gasol-andrew-bynum-trade-talks-los-angeles-lakers-cleveland-cavaliers-stall

"No Shit"

Hey. News flash. The world knows you can't win in New York Melo. This shit ain't breaking news. Ask Billy. No heart! You have not won before you made the trip to NY either. Maybe you are just not meant to win. Maybe it's LeBron who stole your soul on draft day. Maybe you don't play defense. I'm sorry. I'm a fan of yours. But a team needs a leader. A motivator. You smile too much on the court. Go get mad.

http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2014/01/02/unnamed-ex-teammate-says-carmelo-anthony-knows-he-cant-win-in-ny/

"To the Dreamers"

Some men dream. Some fight. And some survive.

http://vimeo.com/26186362