"Peyton The Great"

Does this surprise anyone? The man is a God damn robot. He is the greatest Quarterback of all time. For years I have switched on who holds that title. Marino, Farve, Montana, Brady. Wait, fuck Tom Brady. Only because he plays in New England. New England sports get enough God damn praise. Every year one of their teams wins a championship. I am fucking tired of it.

But yeah, the greatest Quarterback of all time is Peyton Manning. Especially if he brings another title to Denver. You know what? I want to thank Eli Manning for this. I know that it bothers Peyton that Eli has more Championships. The brother he used to gives wedgies to. I bet that shit keeps him up at night.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/10237341/ap-all-pro-team-peyton-manning-unanimous-choice-7th-selection

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/24395196/nfl-mvp-projection-peyton-manning-broke-a-lot-of-nfl-records