"Bobble Head"

Watching former great athletes fade into a life of drug and alcohol abuse is a favorite past time of mine. 

I saw Tito Ortiz in Lake Havasu once. This was around the time he was Champ, before the UFC became the juggernaut it is today. And the first thing I noticed was this. Tito has a huge cranium. He is like a real life bobble head toy.

So that day in the warm Havasu sun, I realized that I could never be a fighter. My head is just not big enough. I think that to be a great Champion, you must have a giant melon. It is the only way to be successful.

http://espn.go.com/mma/story/_/id/10251160/ex-ufc-champ-tito-ortiz-suspected-dui-los-angeles