"Mr. Baseball"

Kevin Youkilis is playing in Japan. That sounds like the title to a "Bad News Bears" movie. I'm imagining "Youk" in his jock, running around whipping his teammates with a towel, speaking Japanese and not giving a fuck whatsoever. 

I mean really. Him in Japan should be a movie. Have you seen Mr. Baseball with Tom Selleck? I assume it would go much like that.  Him "accidentally" making a sorta racist comment. "Hey Jap! Bring me my socks!" Did I just assume that "Youk" is a racist? I did. But a fun racist, like Richie Incogonito.

He is going to be Godzilla over there for Christ sake. No one will be able to stop him. He's eating all the sushi. Drinking all the sake. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uN_H71V6kZY

http://www.masslive.com/redsox/index.ssf/2013/12/youk_in_japan_former_boston_re.html