Crustiest Son of a Bitch of the Day goes to........Lemmy Kilmister.
This is pretty self explanatory. Have you see the documentary "Lemmy"? It really is a must watch. The crust comes off the screen. His blood pumps oil and whiskey. What are those two things on his face? I know. Lemmy's mom, who I suspect was a witch, was going to have triplets. But while in the womb, Lemmy destroyed them. They just were not tough enough. So those two pumps on his face are all that remains of his twin brother and sister. True story. Also, the guy has always looked like this. Can you picture Lemmy as a child? No? I can't either.
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