Friday, December 20, 2013

"Greenbacks"

I only like the Yankees because of Babe Ruth. The big dick swingin, hotdog eatin, dinger hittin, son of a bitch that transcended sports.

I like when new Yankees say "This is a dream of mine" or "I always wanted to wear pinstripes". They never mention the obscene amount of dollar bills that the Yankees are throwing their way. Just once I would like to hear a newly signed Yankee say " Well, Jesus Christ son. Did you see how much they offered me? I can buy Panama for fuck sake".




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