"Idiots"

You see? I was right. People never check, on anything, and never know what they are doing, ever. Everyone thinks someone else will do it. How many people do you think this had to get by before it got on air? 10? 20? As a penance, the actual Cubs mascot should have dick and balls sewn into his costume. At least for 1 season. 

http://deadspin.com/comcast-sportsnet-airs-our-version-of-cubs-mascot-with-1501633812

"Easy Glove"

Easy Glove. Easy. Your NBA is gone. I know it's too bad. In your time players were allowed to punch in the face right? According to Rick Mahorn, Bill Laimbeer kept a shiv in his shoe. Just in case he needed to cut somebody up on their way to the hoop. Boy, I miss those times.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nba-ball-dont-lie/gary-payton-don-t-modern-nba-payton-basically-175801742--nba.html

"Nothing New"

Who takes this? My mind says Brady. My heart says Peyton. It would not surprise me if Brady wins this and takes the Patriots to the God damn Superbowl. 

New England sports teams have dominated my life, and this countries sports fans lives, for the better part of the last 20 years. Believe me, it seems like the last 50. What is in the water up there?

I don't need to like New England sports, but shit, I do respect them.

PS. Peyton, if you lose this game you will bring it to your fucking grave. Grave!

http://www.sportingnews.com/nfl/story/2014-01-13/nfl-playoffs-peyton-manning-tom-brady-records-history-matchups-super-bowl-broncos-patriots-colts

"Seeing Red"

Oh, I think he wants to prove something here. This guy just don't wanna win, you know. He wants to bury the Lakers, he wants to humiliate them. He wants to prove to the whole world that they was nothing but some kind of a freak the first time out. 

Sorry, I just went into Rock 2 mode.

http://espn.go.com/los-angeles/nba/story/_/id/10293567/mike-brown-coach-cleveland-cavaliers-not-worried-facing-former-los-angeles-lakers-team

"Not Worth It"

So, this happened. Tennis is not a sport. Let's not have these poor bastards die on the court. Cut the shit. I'm not sure who runs the Tennis League, I assume woman, but have a little sympathy for christ sake. It's not worth it.

http://www.barstoolsports.com/boston/super-page/everyone-is-basically-dying-at-the-australian-open-because-its-so-hot-even-the-ball-boys/

"Payday"

Oh really? You mean to tell me Vin Baker and Kenny Anderson traveled to N. Korea to play in a charity basketball game for free? I don't think so. Notice how most of the players on this charity team have at one time filed for bankruptcy. Some money changed hands and I doubt "The Worm" used his own pocket money.

http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/10274859/dennis-rodman-paid-north-koreans-agent-says

http://abcnews.go.com/Sports/wireStory/men-rodman-north-korea-21442176

"Hockey Time"

Well. Well. Well. Look at this bit of news. Who would of thought this? Is Hockey finally getting the props it deserves?

Hockey is the perfect sport. It's a game that takes great hand eye coordination and toughness. It is also okay if you decide to blast another players teeth out.

They are animals! The Hockey team at my college used to purposely throw themselves down a set of long wooden stairs. We used to take bets on whether they would hurt themselves. Guess what? They never did.

Hockey players like to fight. They want to fight. Some are practicing fighting in the off season. I have seen more Hockey knockouts these past few years than all years combined. What a game! Canada, you never cease to amaze me!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJFI3S06FqA

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/nhl-selling-more-arenas-nba-225020461--nhl.html